apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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