Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Terrible idea I love it
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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