I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
