yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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