oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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