just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think I won the penis lottery.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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