he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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