so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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