no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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