I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I lost the right to judge tonight
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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