i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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