Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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