Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Randomize
