yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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