Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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