Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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