Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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