Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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