butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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