Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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