To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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