Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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