Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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