It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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