YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I am available for nakedness
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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