dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
My sheets look like a crime scene.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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