No, you can still breathe under the balls.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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