i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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