i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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