i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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