Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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