he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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