Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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