My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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