If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
YAS. BRING CRAB.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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