Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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