She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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