I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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