So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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