at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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