Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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