I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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