if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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