the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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