Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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