you didnt know i had herpes?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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