I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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