Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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