i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
