tell your sister to shave her snatch
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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