dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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