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(919): View more from North Carolina

he just said he'd buy the porn

(919): View more from North Carolina

its a step up from the last guy

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(316): View more from Kansas

Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?

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(925): View more from California

I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker

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(734): View more from Michigan

i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital

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(303): View more from Colorado

Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.

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