Well douche your snatch and let's go!
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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