it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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