So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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