I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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