Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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