I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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